Paul, 20, Canada. This would be a George Costanza appreciation blog if i could commit.

 

You drugged a woman in order to play with her toy collection?

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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weloveshortvideos:

Vine by Garrett kochakian